Shipping policy

Getting Your Gear to You (Safely, Unlike Us)

🚚 Free Shipping? You bet. On all orders over $70 — because you're already spending enough on weather apps and gas money.

⏳ Order Processing We'll get your order ready within 2-5 business days of you hitting that checkout button. During peak times, it might take a little longer — we're moving fast, just not storm-speed fast.

📦 Shipping & Delivery Once your order leaves our hands, expect it to arrive within 4-8 business days, depending on where you're located and the shipping method you chose. Basically, faster than a cold front — most of the time.

🔍 Order Updates We'll shoot you tracking info the moment your package ships, so you can obsessively refresh the page every 20 minutes. No judgment — we do the same thing with radar. 🌀

🔒 Secure Checkout Your payment info is fully encrypted and secure. The only thing we want barreling toward you at high speed is a good package delivery, not a data breach.

Please note: delivery times are estimates and can be thrown off by carrier delays, bad weather, or the general chaos of the universe — things we, of all people, completely understand. ⛈️